Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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The Detroit Lions

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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