- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Your biggest fan.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

You read the Terms of Service.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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