My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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troll----> hahaha---->

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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