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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

try slamming a revolving door

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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