Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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penis

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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pudding

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What black and has children A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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