- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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