- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

shut up kobe!

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

falling didnt make the difference

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