- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

meh

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

i lost the game

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

I am a joke. I am funny.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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