- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

civil rights

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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