Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

what is a bracket? a bracket

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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