- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Romans rights.