i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

thumb_up thumb_down -30

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

PEANIS!

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the book disappear?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops