if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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gay marriage.

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