- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What's up brah brah

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

You see how lame this is?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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