What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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If you were a cactus, why?

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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