- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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