- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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