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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

try slamming a revolving door

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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