What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Women.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

hi mom

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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