How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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