Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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shut up kobe!

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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