- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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