What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

FOX News: Fair and balanced

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Fat people

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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