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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Gorden Brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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