Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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