- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A black person walks out of KFC

roses are red, violets are blue.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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