Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Health food.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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A man... walks.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Your biggest fan.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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