What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Tell you something funny.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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