a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

HURT

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

Bumsniffer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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