Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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