A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Women's rights

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Anti Joke

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