Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Jaden McMichael

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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