- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Me Neither.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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