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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

what happens every day? People die

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

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