Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Wanna see some more?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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