A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What color is red paint? Red

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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