Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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