- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Health food.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

A man... walks.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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