Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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