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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Bumsniffer

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.