What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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ugh good riddance

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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