What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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