- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Are you a tree? No.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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