- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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