- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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