- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

balls

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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