Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

knock knock get lost!

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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