Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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