Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Jews

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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