- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

drugs.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Where's my baby??

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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