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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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12 in general

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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