Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Dislike this.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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<=3 penis

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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