Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

yes... that's the joke

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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