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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What moos like a cow? Another cow

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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