how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Jesus was a good guy

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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