- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Donald Trump

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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