- Anti Joke

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

knock knock no ones home

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.