- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

all your base are belong to mark

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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