Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

I had a really great joke to tell you!

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

2 + 2 = fish

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Jesse gets so many ladies

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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