- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Jesse gets so many ladies

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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