A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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