knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A dyslexic blind man

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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CAS

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